March 2012
2 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
February 2012
7 posts
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i remember a time when i used to write because i wanted to and not because i was told. now i’m not being told and i don’t know what to write. grandpa died. they told me to write. i don’t have the words. i can’t-
drink enough water to not feel dry. drink enough water. there are so many flashes in my head. and i sleep too much i feel like i’m missing everything there...
January 2012
4 posts
The American Government.
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe?
“Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. (via queenchristinewrites)
December 2011
3 posts
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That awkward moment when you re-subscribe to WoW and learn that you’ve been kicked out of the guild and everyone has unfriended you.
Need a guild…
November 2011
9 posts
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well, i'm leaving for class soon.
But I thought I would leave everyone with a picture of my hipster jesus-ness from Halloween. I went all out this year…
“So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is...”
– Nicholas D. Kristof, New York Times columnist and journalist (via petitexmort)
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halloween...
involves making breakfast for dinner, watching Hocus Pocus, and writing a speech outline. yessir.
October 2011
13 posts
yes i do.
i hope you are well tonight.
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it begins!
Night poured waves of thick blackness over the quiet, lamp-lit town. Summer heat sank softly and slowly as boys playing backyard baseball heeded mothers’ calls; barbecues cooled, a faint scent of fried chicken and roasted potatoes hung in the heavy air. Glistening skin of dress-clad girls shone under starlight, their laughter dying out with goodbyes and promises made. Whispers wafted between...
divinity
is the name of the chapter i’m writing. or section. part.
what are you doing?
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excerpt of something new.
The woman’s warmth had passed beyond the walls and windows of the hospital. It curved around the steadily coloring leaves of Baker Avenue and glanced off the green house with white trim, squirrels and birds pausing their chattering and squeaking. Stars grew brighter and space sank darker as her warmth reached higher, farther. Beyond countryside and state line it soared; past rivers, swamps,...
procrasturbation?
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September 2011
2 posts
i can feel your claws scratching .
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POTTERMORE
I AM IN.
StrikeHazel15
look me up!
August 2011
14 posts
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so you glow like stars. so you break away.
so you pulse like darkness. so you know my name.
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a quick note
to all those who have recently been attempting to correspond with me via tumblr messages…I’ve replied, but I’m not certain you are receiving my responses? Let me know. we’ll switch to email.
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